Saturday Morning Headline Captions

Another installment...though I'm not sure I think they're overly funny today. As always, leave a comment if you've got a better tagline.

CNN
No Brakes: Car prices set record
Brakes, transmission, and doors now options rather than standard features

CNN
Wireless Security is Immature
Experts cite instances of name calling and food throwing as evidence

AP
Principal Resigns After Shaming Student
Educators no longer allowed to do anything that might be similar to discipline

AP
States Redefine Student Progress
‘A’ for effort becomes reality

AP
Deer and People Clash in Minnesota
Both sides of the fence heard singing “This Land is My Land”

AP
AFI Looking for 100 Most Inspiring Films
List may be shortened to Letterman style Top 10 soon

Reuters
The late Rod Sterling to open ‘Medium’
Pay docked but appearance not cancelled

AP
People names it’s ‘sexiest man alive’
Next year officially changing contest name to ‘sexiest man in barrel bottom scrapings’

AP
Works by Warhol, Pollock stolen from museum
7^th grader loses art contest anyway on grounds of “no talent”

And as always, visit others who are stronger, faster, better at this kind of thing for more headline fun:
Lyn at Blogging Out Loud
Basil at Basil's Blog
And Dane Bramage