A New Level of Hades

Dante had some aspects of hades right, I think, if you consider the various levels he described. However, having just had my office moved, I have discovered a new one. It's the "office across from the conference room, next door to a President" level of hades. Why, you might ask, is this the domain of Satan? I'll tell you -- because it's in the middle of a million speakerphone conversations. I don't get speakerphones. There is NO redeeming quality to a speakerphone. Ever. If you need to have a conference call - conference everyone in their own offices in. If you need your hands free, buy a headset. Don't pollute the air with your miserable yammering all the freaking live long day so that those unfortunate enough to have been moved into an office in the general vicinity of you have to deal with it.