Sometimes sitting outside the conference room is fun...

Randomly overheard comment (names changed to protect the stupid, *'d names not changed to retain hilarity of comments):
Cecily: Hi, I'm Cecily.
Dorothy*: Hi, Cecily, it's so good to finally meet you, I've heard wonderful things. I'm Dorothy.
Cecily: Hi Dorothy. (pause) When you were young, did you have a little dog?

Seriously. I couldn't make that up.