How to get weird looks from your coworkers

#1. Wear blinking reindeer antlers on your head
#2. Press the button to keep them blinking anytime you hear someone walking down the hallway
#3. Hold conversations with people without making any gestures toward your antlers as if it was a very common occurrence for people to have blinking antlers
#4. Don't laugh when they look up at the antlers and have a hard time making eye contact with you because they're staring in fascination at your antlers
#5. If asked, tell them they're your "thinking antlers"