This just in...

It's true! It's true! There's now finally scientific evidence to support what Wheaton College Alums (graduated pre-2000 (ish) at least) have known all along: Dancing Leads to Sex!

I have just a few comments on this study:
#1 - Who gave you money for this? I have a TON of ideas I would love to be paid to research.
#2 - There's a fascinating little thing at the end about how "symmetrical men were evaluated as significantly better dancers than asymmetric ones." This is an interesting tie in to my previous post on Fertility and Feminity which mentioned that men found women whose faces were more symmetrical to be more appealing (and then it went on to blather about how this made them more fertile, or more fertile women were more symmetrical or whatever.) But, the apparent fascination with all things symmetrical on the side of men is not borne out in dancing - because the article states "men preferred the dances of symmetrical women, although this effect was not as marked..." - clearing proving that men will happily take what they can get.
#3 - Can we combine the two studies to prove that men and women who are bad dancers are also infertile?
#4 - If we can do #3, then can we relabel all dancing classes at the rec centers and such as remedial fertility classes and see if anyone will still sign up?

Finally, #5 - Yeah, John Travolta can dance. But seriously. Are there actually women who find him sexy? Really? I mean seriously...Mr. Kotter was better looking.