Because it was too much fun not to

Yips, orgles, and other various and sundry props to the Llamabutchers for this fun little gizmo.

According to the Red Book of Westmarch,

In Middle-earth, Sleepy Beth was aWorld-famous Goblin

Elven Name Possibilities for Sleepy Beth
The root name suitable for feminine and masculine is: Hallalad
Another masculine version is: Hallaladion
More feminine versions are: Hallaladiel, Hallaladien, Hallaladwen

Hobbit lad name for Sleepy Beth: Gerontius Hilldweller from Bree
Hobbit lass name for Sleepy Beth: Estella Hilldweller from Bree

Dwarven Name for Sleepy Beth: Pîm Manfoot (This name is for both genders.)
Orkish Name for Sleepy Beth: Bâshurk the Maimer (This name is for both genders.)
Adûnaic name for Sleepy Beth: Nakhbolgrak

But what was almost as fun, was the fact that they felt they needed to put this disclaimer at the bottom of your results: ** DISCLAIMER ** : These name generators produce random results and are not true translations of the words you type in. They are meant for entertainment purposes only. -- Considering how many languages are spoken by our visitors and how many names there are in the world, creating a program that can translate your real name would be an immense task and, in the end, would likely not be accurate since all of Tolkien's languages are incomplete. Additionally, most people have their names because their parents liked the sound of it or they had a relative with a similar name, not because of any ancient meaning. Still, we hope you enjoy our Name Generators and have fun with them!

Darn. And I thought there really was a famous Goblin named Sleepy Beth. Oh well. I guess it's ok because really, I prefer Bashurk the Maimer.