6/23/2006

An open letter to men and houseguests everywhere

If there is only 1 Triscuit left in the box. Eat it. Then throw the box away.

Don't put it back on the shelf.

That is all.

5 comments:

  1. Could you please send this memo to all of the members of my household? You might include the word "empty" in there somewhere also. Thank you.

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  2. Ours don't even make it to the cupboard...It sits on the bench. I've come up with a plan to curb this though hehehe.

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  3. Gwynne, I will update the memo and send it to my "everyone in the world distribution list" :) (It's a super-secret power of mine. ;) )

    Rach...I think I'd prefer it in the cupboard at that point cause, well, at least then it's "put away"

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  4. But I don't like Triscuits. And anyway, who left the box in the cupboard with only one in it?

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  5. You sure it wasn't you, Jim? :) Cause everyone I asked looked at me innocently and said, "Not me." So...either it was you or we're being haunted by that ol meanie "not me".

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