Takes a Licking, Keeps On Ticking

Most mornings when Tim gets out of the shower, Cassi rushes into the bathroom to perform her daily ablutions and lick all the nice warm shower water off Tim's legs. It's gotten to be a little ritual that seems to brighten both of their days. So sometimes when Cassi hasn't yet made it upstairs and Tim is getting out of the shower, I'll call her so she doesn't miss out.

This morning when Tim got out of the shower, Cassi didn't budge. The following conversation ensued:

Me: Cassi, go get daddy's legs.
Cassi doesn't move.
Me (slightly louder): Cassi? (Lean over and poke the dog.) Cassi - go get daddy's legs.
Tim: Is she not up here?

At this point, Cassi gets up and saunters over and begins licking the water off his legs as usual.

Me: No, she was just too busy licking her butt to get up.
Tim: Gee...thanks.