Possible Slogans for Our Fish Tank

  • We who are about to die salute you
  • Prepare to swim with the fishes
  • Welcome to the fish tank California
  • And Then There Were None
  • So Not The Age of Aquarium
  • We'll Teach You How To Get Flush(ed)
  • Next Step: The Afterlife
You get the idea. We are down to 3 fish now. 2 from the original batch, one new one. One of the original ones is looking a bit sad.

Fish tanks are not for the faint of heart (and why is it that I'm the one who has to deal with the "Mommy, that fish isn't moving" notices, even though the fish was clearly dead when Tim was up?

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