First, Let's Kill All the Lawyers

Or something like that, I fear I've butchered the quote. That said, oh my goodness. I have finally realized why law school exists. It is for the sole purpose of teaching you how to use 100 words to say something that should only take 5. And they're all nice big words like "pursuant" and "heretofore". (Rue the day? Who talks like that?*)

So, if you notice your oxygen supply diminishing, just know it's because I am single handedly bringing the wrath of the Lorax down on this part of the world by printing out all the various forms that our attorneys are sending our way.

I don't remember being buried in paper last time.

*Spot the quote.