Apparently this is a longstanding problem

After filling out part of the onboarding paperwork for my new job (What? I didn't tell you? Oh. Well, hey! I have a new job. I start the 9th. Cause I really want some vacation time.) (And yes, I'm aware that "onboarding" probably isn't a word. And if it is a word, it's really silly one. But it's the one they use, so I'm trying to adapt myself to their lingo.) I handed Tim copies of the paperwork and asked if he wanted to make a file for my new job. Because Tim is the file king.

Tim just laughed.

I then remarked that hey, I hadn't left the old job, even though I was nigh unto despising it, and that I thought that showed an amazing amount of moral fortitude. In fact, I had made it just over two years and that had to be some kind of personal record.

After Tim finished laughing he took the paperwork to make a file. Glancing in the file cabinet he remarked to me, "Hey. There's a file in here labled 'Beths Old Jobs'"

Because, you know, there are just too many for each one to have their own file.